Friday, April 1, 2011

Friday Funny

One of the ladies on one of my writers loops posted this today and it had me rolling with laughter!  Hope it does the same for you!

*It was only a matter of time!!*

*2011 Tax Code **


The only thing that Revenue Canada has not taxed yet is the male penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around

unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off

and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents

and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2011, the penis will now be taxed according

to size:


The brackets are as follows:*

10 - 12"

Luxury Tax

$ 300.00

8 - 10"

Pole Tax

$ 250.00

5 - 8"

Privilege Tax

$ 150.00

3 - 5"

Nuisance Tax

$ 30..00

*Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.


*Anyone under 3" is eligible for a tax refund. *



Until next time, Happy Reading!
Lacey Thorn
It's your world...unlaced

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